Well, after Colombia and Burma, isn't it obvious? Tibet! The very kind of place that Canadian mining and marketing corpses, not to mention former Canadian ambassadors who have become investment bankers, are always looking for -- that is, miserable, strife-torn, its glorious beauty already ripped from the hands of the revolting natives, vast wealth underground ... I mean, what's not to like if you're a rapacious rampaging Canadian?
All credit to Geoffrey York for the way he has written this report. York is a serious reporter who has to write for the Globe and Mail, so imagine how clever he has to be to bury so many nuanced little bomblets in this story. For the hard facts about Tangula Group Ltd., Bombardier, Power Corp, Nortel (sheesh: why is it always the same hands?), Mr Balloch, Continental Minerals, and some corpse that is into bottled mineral water, read the whole thing, as they say. But here is the local colour on the luxury train that Canadian predators entrepreneurs have established for the pleasure of "travel connoisseurs" who wish to dabble in Tibet:
The company says it is offering "the ultimate in luxury rail travel" — a kind of Orient Express for today's wealthiest tourists. It promises an experience of "relaxed elegance" that provides "remote exploration in comfort and style." Passengers will have "privileged access" to "mystical Buddhist monasteries" and can enjoy the opportunity of "sipping tea with grassland nomads."Its train cars will feature flat-screen televisions, wireless Internet service, entertainment systems, en-suite bathrooms and showers, gourmet meals, around-the-clock butler service, and in-room "wellness" treatments. "Every need is anticipated, every whim satisfied," the company boasts.
That's so dear, isn't it? Rich Westerners sampling the wonders of "mystical Buddhist monasteries" while the actual Buddhist monks are being corralled in Lhasa? Condescending to step off their sealed and protected culture capsule in order to drink tea with the grassland locals? And convince themselves of what? That they are anything but a disgrace to the whole of humanity for being so profoundly stupid and bratty?
(Sorry, CC: I couldn't stay rational and mature, although I did strike a word and I sat on my hands before I typed a few others.)
Thanks to Toedancer at Bread and Roses.


