Far be it from me to go with the flow when there is a current to swim against. In this case, the current I have to swim against is the idea, much beloved among my leftish brethren, that Jack Layton has accomplished some kind of brilliant parliamentary maneuver by deciding to ask the Liberals to declare a non-confidence motion in themselves. Martin and Co. are apparently supposed to self destruct on request and call an election for February because no one really wants an election over Christmas.
Personally, I find this whole exercise... how to put it politely... bloody ridiculous. The three opposition parties collectively have shown they have the courage to stand up for their convictions in a manner normally associated with an overcooked lasagna noodle. What they are really saying is that, despite the fact that they claim the government has lost the support of the Commons, they don't want to throw the government out because that would kill all the things on the Liberal agenda they support. You know. Things like heating rebates, an Aboriginal conference and gas tax transfers to municipalities. So, instead of actually defeating the government, they want the Liberals to keep governing for another two months and then commit ritual suicide by calling an election six weeks before they had already committed to calling the election.
Jeebus guys, you can't have it both ways. If the government has lost the confidence of the majority of the House, then move a non-confidence motion and throw the bastards out. Otherwise shut the f--k up and wait until spring. It isn't that no one wants an election over Christmas. It's that no one, including the opposition (Bloc excepted), wants an election until spring. The voters have been making it clear for months that they are generally satisfied with Martin's plans for the timing of an election. After watching their numbers slide almost back to their unspectacular pre Gomery report levels after one whole week, the NDP and the Conservatives don't want an election either. Are they really expecting that Santa Claus is going to bring them ten more points apiece in the polls for January?
The problem here is that the NDP spent too long in bed with the Liberals and now are trying to pretend they didn't get laid. This led to Harper's ludicrous idea that the NDP should prove their virtue by allowing SCRAC to dictate the timing and content of the NDP's non-confidence motion. Layton was stuck with having to show that even though they had sex, he didn't let Martin kiss him on the lips. The end result was a silly non binding request for the the Liberals to commit suicide in January. It's bad enough that Harper insists on trying to make Paul Martin look like something he isn't - a competent Prime MInister. It plumb evades me why Jack Layton would be trying to help him.
Is this three stooges show is the best Layton, Harper and Duceppe can come up with? If it is, when the election is finally called, I may have to get likkered up, stick a rat trap on my nose so as not to notice the stench and go vote Liberal.
Merry early Christmas Paulie. From Larry, Curly and Moe.